SOLD - Furniture, for the outside! (or inside if you're a rebel)

Feast your eyes on these magnificent pieces of outdoor furniture. Now you can play outside with your friends -- because some acquaintances are just not trustworthy enough to invite inside for a drink...

If you like the way the poolside patios look in the Florida Homes magazines, then look no further than these wonderful and awe-inspiring patio sets. Casual, comfortable and elegant. It's like that dream where you are flying through the blue skies -- but BETTER. It will make you feel more intellectual than listening to music in a language that you can't understand. And people will respect and admire you more, it's a scientific fact.

In reality they're just tables and chairs. I'll stop the BS pretty-word marketing at that. Pictures speak for themselves.