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PFAQ (Potential Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: “Hey Bibi, I am an African Prince and I have some money tied up because of mean government dictators. I will pay with $1,000,000 American Moneys and then you give me $500 this way you keep profit, good, yes?”

A: NO. F’ NO! I don’t care for your US moneys. If I can create a blog, please don’t assume I have not been online long enough to know what a scam is. Stop wasting my time and get a real freakin’ job

Q: “Hey Bibi, can I pay with check?”

A: NO, this is two thousand-freakin’- eleven. Go to an ATM or open a Pay Pal account.

Q: “Hey Bibi, can we meet by that dark alley where there’s no cell phone reception?”

A: No, I’ve seen enough CSI episodes to know how this story ends… And don’t try anything because Horatio…. Will… catch you like an alley—gator HEYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA **sunglasses on

Q: “Hey Bibi, I want a bunch of your stuff, can I get a discount?”

A: Yes, let’s talk about it

Q: “Hey Bibi, I don’t have any money, can we make a trade?”

A: No, you see, legal tender notes replaced bartering for a reason. CREAM Get the money!!!

Q: “Hey Bibi, can I ask you some specific questions on sizes and such?”

A: Yes, but please only if you are serious. Selling stuff online is not my only activity. I also need time for quilting and stalking people on facebook so please only ask time-consuming things if you're pretty sure you might buy it.

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